I'm Alyssa. And you are?
mulan dont give a shit
mulan has run out of fucks to give
Mulan no curr
Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”
Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “
Mulan: “Who’s next?”
Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”
I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG
MULAN NO CURR
(via love-that-chocolate-dick)
(via i-am-lord-trolldemort)
photo by helena long
mockingjayraisedfromperdition:
this is why i love himGeorge Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.
(via supermegacheeziplier)
i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
and im waiting for my parents reaction
”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands
1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens
(via finaleoftherose)
(via lets-crucio)
A kangaroo. Really? Where the hell did Paul get a kangaroo?Oh god WTF is going on here ?
A kangaroo , Two watches i mean really ?
Yeah seriously, what the hell
is that a rat on ringo’s shoulder
yES I DIDNT SEE THAT
John and George study a rat
paul wears 2 watches because………….
he’s wearing two Watches because they’re traveling into a different time zone and you Keep your homes time on one and the place you’re visitings time on the other so you can keep track of your sleeping
geo is contemplating whether or not he should eat that rat
(via paulandthemccartneys)
The Boston Marathon was bombed.
There was an explosion at JFK library.
Obama was almost sent poison.
There was a fire and enormous explosion at a Texas fertiliser plant.
MIT is under lock down because a gun man shot and killed a campus officer.
What.
The fuck.
Is going.
On.
(via twopsychopaths)
Here’s your pro-tip from an English Major for the day:
If you’re confused about the correct place to put the word “whom” in a sentence, use the “he/she” vs “him/her” test.
he/she = who
him/her = whom
For example, if you’re saying “Who wrote this letter?”
Who is correct here because he/she wrote the letter.
Now if you’re saying “To whom do I give this letter?”
You are giving the letter to him/her, thus, whom is correct.
(via twopsychopaths)
I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE WRONG THING WHEN EDITING A GIF OF A SLOTH AND IT’S FLASHING WHITE BETWEEN THE FRAMES
IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE
WEEPING SLOTH
DON’T BLINK
BLINK AND AT SOME POINT YOU WILL DIE
THEY ARE SLOW. SLOWER THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.
